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comic verse

“THE WAY OF THE BEAR: Walking with Piglet.”

I’ve met a few bears in the course of my days Who carry the world in their own funny ways. They lumber through forests, through troubles and snow, Each bear sure he knows how existence should go. Remember Yogi, with a wink and a plan? “I’m smarter,” he says, “than the average bear, man.” The […]

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Prose

Harpin’ on the Street; music from the pedestrian lane.

There was a time in my life when I enjoyed the status of ‘full time musician’… I’ve yearned for that status many times since, though not in the manner I am about to describe to you. So – was it as a member of a successful touring band playing to thousands every night? Or maybe […]

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Poetry

I Knelt to Say my Prayers Last Night.

I knelt to say my prayers last night my mind in disarray, so I asked the Lord for a guiding light to help me on my way. I said “Father, you created us – made us look like this so why are women so beautiful that I simply can’t resist? To my surprise an answer […]

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Poetry

Ancient Grecians had no TV.

The Ancient Grecians had no TV so at what did they gaze through the night? They looked up at the moon, and at stars all unknown… in thrall to celestial delight. Archimedes developed his theories setting brand new scientific agendas. We’ve moved some degrees since 240 BC and switched channels from the sky to Eastenders!

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Autobio pieces.

Against the Odds.

<  (I have experimented with line-breaks/word spacing etc)                                                                                      AGAINST THE ODDS     […]

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light verse Poetry

Newport, they call it; we calls it ‘ome

This is Newportwhere we’re proud to live.Nothing to hide,a bit less to give.These hanging streets,which Chartists’ walkedare where kids learn to fightway before they can talk.All these placeswe loves to roamThe ‘port en’t much,but we calls it ‘ome. I could show you Caerleon’s bright spotswhere blads drive fast for fun;or Pill’s dark hiding placeswhere the […]

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Autobio pieces.

And No-One Said A Word.

“What’s happening?” The boy whispered through his fear. A man with taciturn smile missed the single tear- drop waiting, in the corner of his eye. The blur of passing images whisked the boy from his world, into another. Changed scenes, altered dreams. He was delivered… yet no-one said a word. Not a word from mummy […]

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comic verse light verse

Family Issues (twice removed)

Rattling along on the 6 o’clock train, when along comes a chap who looks slightly strained. I nod, say hello, quickly look down again at my crossword; – ” ‘Hurts annoying people’? Answer? Pains”. My new companion looks rather intense as if he needs the loo but has no pence. He fidgets and sighs like […]

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Poetry

Breaking of the Unhumble Bumbler

When the very last bird is left singing in the sky and the very last fish has been tasted, when the last mountain stream has trickled bone dry maybe then man will see what’s been wasted. When the very last honey bee has been plagued and rain forests raped, and worse. When the last wild […]

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Poetry

Maybe

When I woke this morning I found, to my chagrin My beautiful coal black stallion had broken his rein and ran. My nemesis, Jim came sauntering in, he knew my horse was loose He swaggered and sniggered, I knew what he figured He just loved to tighten the noose. He said, “you’re havin some bad luck […]