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Sport

The Rugby will be Broadcast on the Television Shortly

Rugby’s comin’ on telly innit? isson now in a minnitt. Arf’narf done frarf time, plenty uf Brain’s an’ a crate uf wine Boys’ll be ova now in a bit, Dai’n ‘iz brawd, ‘oozas twp aza tit, but keep ‘im tidy an’ he’ll be fine dippin’ leeks in ‘iz glass o’wine “Wara teg, butt, shove up […]

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light verse

Give Peas A Chance.

I nibbled as quietly as I was allowed(one must never eat open mouthed.)Whilst devouring my dinner with alacrity,a gastronomic brainwave came to me. I’m going to start my own corporation, it may require public re-education to get the world to see, like me all people on earth are busting for peas. A chain of restaurants, […]

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music poems

My Voice

Glockenspiel, timpani, trumpet, saxophone, clavichord, harpsichord, guitar, big trombone. Harmonium, euphonium, oboe, vi-o-la, tambourine, violin, cello, pi-a-na. Xylophone, paper & comb, tuba, or bassoon castanet, clarinet, tuba oompah-boom! Now, if you don’t have even one of these, how will you make your tune? The cheapest, smallest instrument will amplify your soul – a ‘tin sandwich’, […]

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Song lyrics

Cost of her Soul (song lyric)

A beautiful child at the schoolyard gate, pretty smile lights up her face. Last day, turns her back on school growing up feels cool in a cold-blooded world. Doesn’t matter what’s in her thoughts. Her face and body is what the people want. She’s an innocent doll, head in a whirl. beguiled and seduced by […]

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Autobio pieces.

Filling the Void.

PART I. I stumbled through a childhood drunk on woe.Like a bagatelle ball flipped there and here.And into a void of thirty years or soI’d poured gravel, sand, garbage and tears. ­The emptiness stayed hollow,though it resounded just enoughto convince those who would followinside was interesting stuff. Nothing that entered that space of spaceever stayed […]

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light verse

Opposite Man

He leaves not a footprint; makes hardly a sound, he lives in a cloud, deep underground. His shadow is white, the moon makes him tan, that’s why he’s referred to as ‘Opposite Man’ He’s as blind as an owl, as wise as a brush he smiles as he whines and growls like a thrush, darkness […]

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Song lyrics

Public Image, Private Pain. (Song Lyric)

 PUBLIC IMAGE; PRIVATE PAIN So you made it, your dreams have realised. Don’t you break it ‘fore the glory dies. You’re gonna hate it, if they see behind your eyes, stick with the shades while the spotlight shines. Your reputation, must be maintained, falsification; that can be arranged. Public relations, will wipe away the stains […]

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comic verse Song lyrics

Everybody’s a bit of a Twat! (Song lyric).

Everybody is a bit of a TWaT, Everybody’s a little bit of a TWaT Everyone’s a bit of a TWaT, so what do you make of that eh? Everybody’s a little bit of a TWaT! – Everybody is a bit of a TWaT – right? occasionally we’re rude instead of polite. We be tossers and […]

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Song lyrics

Riding the Hurricane (Song Lyric)

Why d’you have to fall in love? I thought you had more sense. We had a lot of fun, shoulda stayed just friends Why’d ya have to fall in love with me coz I, live my life kinda wild and free. Just like a leaf on an Autumn tree I go to where the wind […]

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Song lyrics

Broken Man (song lyric).

Broken Man I was torn from my mamma I was ripped to shreds I’ve been a whole lotta things worse than dead If I’d collected every tear I’ve shed I’d be drownin’ in a lake way over my head [Chorus] Don’t you try to make it with a broken man No sense in tryin’ to […]