Everybody is a bit of a TWaT, Everybody’s a little bit of a TWaT Everyone’s a bit of a TWaT, so what do you make of that eh? Everybody’s a little bit of a TWaT! – Everybody is a bit of a TWaT – right? occasionally we’re rude instead of polite. We be tossers and […]
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Like it or Lump it. (song lyric).
The boss called me over, he gave me that look The one that says “Butty, there ain’t no more work” I begged and I pleaded to stay on the books He snarled as he spat – ” I don’t give a fook” He said, Pal, you can like it or lump it oright? Pal, you […]
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I’m Gonna be Famous, I am.
I’m gonna be famous, I am. I’ve got it all sorted, gathered all the resources required for my master plan. No question how I’ll do it, I’ll improve myself as a poet; then, when the popularity of poetry surges; when light-shining poets emerge as prophets with clarity of vision and ways of speakin’ that elucidate […]
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I Believe!
Every man must have a belief, and I’ve had myself a think. My faith is strong and brings such relief, I believe I’ll have another drink. I get so drunk I can’t lie down straight; that’s when I find inspiration So what I have to say about sobriety is – it’s ok in moderation. They […]
I’ve met a few bears in the course of my days Who carry the world in particular ways. They lumber through forests, through troubles and snow, Each bear sure he knows how existence should go. . Remember Yogi, with a wink and a plan? “I’m smarter,” he says, “than the average bear-man.” The world is […]
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Family Issues (twice removed)
Rattling along on the 6 o’clock train, when along comes a chap who looks slightly strained. I nod, say hello, quickly look down again at my crossword; – ” ‘Hurts annoying people’? Answer? Pains”. My new companion looks rather intense as if he needs the loo but has no pence. He fidgets and sighs like […]
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Sexy Time.
Love is a many splendoured thing. Holding hands, kissing, romantic violins. It’s thoughtfulness and patience, can be a virtue or a sin, but best as the exultant twang of bouncing bedsprings. Now, please don’t think me fetishist, a perv, or over flirty it’s just that sex didn’t go away when I got past thirty. I’ve […]
The words of Peter Akinwunmi (Peter Ak'i) 