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I Knelt to Say my Prayers Last Night.

I knelt to say my prayers last night my mind in disarray, so I asked the Lord for a guiding light to help me on my way. I said “Father, you created us – made us look like this so why are women so beautiful that I simply can’t resist? To my surprise an answer […]

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Weapon of Mass Imagination (Oh Seigfried).

I’m going to build a weapon supreme to let loose upon the world. A bomb filled with crayons and plasticine the most wondrous weapon on earth. . Each time a crisis develops I’ll launch it high in the air where it will explode with a gentle, ‘pwff’ then millions of parachutes appear… . And they […]