Everybody’s a bit of a Twat! (Song lyric).

Everybody is a bit of a TWaT,

Everybody’s a little bit of a TWaT

Everyone’s a bit of a TWaT, so what do you make of that eh?

Everybody’s a little bit of a TWaT!

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Everybody is a bit of a TWaT – right?

occasionally we’re rude instead of polite.

We be tossers and get into fights

we laugh when our mate’s in the shite

sometimes, ‘TWaT is the only word that’s absolutely right!

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Everybody is a bit of a TWaT

an egotist like me will not deny…

Once I spat in my great aunt’s dinner,

told my my gran she’s a lottery winner

(of course she wasn’t)

well, occasionally, we’re all a bit – of a TWaT.

Everybody’s a little bit of a TWaT

periodically, prats is what we are.

It’s your round – don’t give a shit,

tell lies you never admit;

you’ll wear that innocent smile after

farting in the lift!?

Everybody is a little bit – of a TWaT

Don’t say you’re not (you TWaT)

coz that’s a lie…

if, in a group of more than two

you see no TWaTs in view,

it’s more than likely then,

the TWaT that’s missing is you!

Everybody’s a little bit of a TWaT,

Everybody is a bit of a TWaT

Everybody’s a little bit of a TWaT

everyone’s a TWaT, so what do you make of that eh?

Everybody’s a little bit of a TWaT

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Everybody is a bit of a TWaT
Everybody’s a little bit of a TWaT
rant some political junk
Always ready to confront
But, when your facts are debunked
You declare the point defunct!
Well everybody’s a little bit of a TWaT

Everybody is a bit of a TWaT,

All done things we know we shouldn’t

said something we swore we wouldn’t.

So when you point your index finger

at the TWaTs you thought you knew,

have a look at the other three fingers

all pointing back at you!

Everybody is a bit of a TWaT.

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