Psychotherapy Blues (Song Lyric).

Me and my baby had a problem all right.
Tried to get together but it took all night.
I felt down, I felt so blue
Went to the doctor see what he could do.
I said “Doctor, please I got a problem down below”
He said, “Son you need therapy
To make the thing go!”

Psychotherapy – Psychotherapy, Psychotherapy,
no doubt – will straighten me out.

Me and my sweetie we don’t speak anymore
I asked her if she loved me and she said she ain’t sure
I felt down, I felt so blue
Went to the doctor see what he could do
I said “Doctor, please, she won’t talk to me”
He said, “Try the therapist son coz she talks dirty!”

Psychotherapy etc

Me and my baby well we disagreed
I knew I had a problem when she turned her back on me.
I felt down, I felt so blue
Went to the doctor see what he could do.
I said, “Doctor, please, I can’t get no love”
He said, “In therapy boy you get more than enough!”

Psychotherapy

Now the therapist she’s a big stern miss
She’s got sex on the brain…
Her fancy words,
Supposed to make me feel good
And she has me on the couch again and again!!

Me and the therapist we had words
I knew I had a problem, I was feeling worse!
I felt down, I felt so blue
Went to the doctor see what he could do
I said, “Doctor, this therapy’s all sex, sex, sex
He said, “Out the way son, coz – I’m next”.

Psychotherapy…